UVU's dearly beloved mascot Willy the Wolverine was reportedly spotted making out with the BYU mascot Cosmo last Friday night on the outskirts of the BYU campus.
Many LGBT students have stated that this is "a forbidden 'Romeo and Juliet' romance that should be nourished and celebrated" but due to BYUs strict policy, their love has remained a secret.
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